This page is my dedication to silly dancing baloney like what you find on most websites.  Since I am distinctly text-based, I do not make much use of graphics except in the cases where I want to waste some space.  This page represents my need to get that out of my system in one place.  Yes, you heard it here first, folks.  This is a disposable web page :-)

Oh!  And just in case you were wondering, here is a picture of what my watch almost looks like:

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